Welcome to BBQ11!

DR- Stephanie nomming Jake was the tea i needed tbh let the war begin, Elliot, Jake, Justin, Peter, Brandy, and Steph all the big dogs need to scrap and players like Me Plankton Liberty and Lexi need to let them fight and slide through. Cersei is giving me vet vibes from the way they knew to find the uber eats cards during the hoh but maybe they just are smart and paying attention, Steph and Jake also give me vet vibes elliot as well. I could be wrong but idk. Hopefully i can make it a few more rounds without having to throw people under the bus but one wrong person wins hoh and im blowing up everything and lying as well, but as long as people i feel good with are winning hohs ill keep being as UTR as I can. Also i low-key need to talk to Ivy more because 10 messages this deep in? that's not the tea lmao

this could come back to bite me in the butt, however im here for a good time not a long time so in the spirit of messiness (even though it could have no impact)...

i vote to evict HeiHei

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Evict Elliot

Dr - aligning with the girl who just won here third hoh? Yea best decision I ever made lmaoo eat down Steph!

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I vote to Evict Peter Parker

Dr - the way I evicted Peter and he stayed and haven't responded to Megara (on accident) for the last two days lmaoo whew i am in danger girl.....but what do we do when were in danger? LIE LIE LIE and LIE again lmaoo this week is full blown self preservation mode this is the week i gotta put me first and ensure my spot in top 11. Guilt trip, play the alliance card, throw mfs under the bus idc im like a rat trying to escape the trap (the block) and get my slice of mf cheese (safety) wish me luck !

Dr - my laziness has caught up to me lmao i knew it was only a matter of time before my lack of messaging got me on the block but i can't panic imma remain calm and keep talking to everybody and trying to make myself useful but i find it funny how I was in an Alliance with Brandy, BP, and Hei and they both have left and now im orb....so if i do stay on the block i might have some words for miss brandy idk it seems kind of sus. Anyways Megara finna fling my ass up there so BBQ gods this is the time for me to not flop in veto cause these ifs is onto my shit lmaoo

I wish i was better at this comps so i could talk more shit but i gotta wait until veto is over lmaooo but yea i decided to let meg "pawn me" because now i have leverage to throw her Utb

The audacity of me to try and guilt meg and the alliance when i didn't even keep her or peter lmaooo please what is wrong with me im sorry i made myself laugh the whole time i was thinking to myself "your such a liar omg lmao"

"we have Jakes vote" I DONT EVEN LIKE JAKE

And the way the alliance Is already counting votes as opposed to telling Meg about noms is telling me all i need to know instead of yea Zuko has a point why risk our alliance member they already have votes planned out and are exposing their outside relationships.

"stupid people" - Shii Ann survivor all stars voice

1. Brandy
2 Lana Del Ray
3. mike.w

Wait

Cersai

Lana Del Rey

Mike

1. Cersai

2. Lana Del Rey

3 Mike

Property one Day March 7th Stephanie Veto Holder Stephanie veto usage unused

Propehcy two round 3 Hoh Stephanie Initial Noms Mulan and Lexi renom thea vote count 10 - 4

prophecy 3 Round 4 hoh Mike Noms Liberty and Megara Veto Holder Stephanie Renom Mulan vote count 7-6

1 = Day 13; Stephanie

2 = Round 3; Jake Long, vote 10-4

3 = Mike Wazowski: vote 7-6

Mike Wazowski
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Xander Hastings

Dr - Being a final nom next to Liberty sucks, hindsight i should have nommed somebody who i didn't think was good at comps but if i leave i wanted to leave making a move and i think elliot its a big player in this game (clearly by the veto comp) All i can do now i push the narrative that I can target Elliot and be an easy nom for him if he wins and hope the lie i told Steph gains traction. I think I have Lexi and Brandy locked so i just need three more, hopefully me keeping all those people safe will earn me Stephanie, Justin, and Cersei votes. Either way it sucks its me vs liberty but im gonna make my rounds and do my thing and let the rest fall into play and if i go ill be okay knowing i left my mark and surpassed my first 3 boot expectation!

anybody have some pliers? I would like to use them to remove PETERS HEAD FROM ELLIOTS ASS MY GOD

sorry that wasn't nice lmao but he gets on my nerves "go explain yourself to elliot, go tell elliot why he should vote with us, Elliot is the reason im still here, ELLIOT ELLIOT ELLIOT" like girl relax